Now and forevermore, I am a man of the people.
A handy reference guide!
And I totally heard Gandalf in my head reciting the names
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
But you never talk to me, you always talk to Peter. You don’t like me.
It’s a self-preservation thing, you see.
#i cry about this a lot ok #this arc killed me #and it’s possible i love it so much because he doesn’t end up with her #because she’s HAPPY already #she’s in love with his best friend #and she just kisses him to thank him for loving her and he doesn’t turn it into something #he takes that as his moment to let her go #and that’s fucking beautiful #THIS is how you be a nice guy (via)
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
so today my prof called me in to ask if i had sort of stolen some of my magna carta paper from another source because “i wrote so well and clear about the medieval era and my phrasing about it is excellent, whereas most students write clumsily about it”
yeah that probably has something to do with the fact that i write lotr fanfiction sir